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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Even More X-Men Origins: Wolverine Trailers & Spoof

Cast(L-R): Gambit, Wraith, Sabretooth, Wolverine, Cyclops, Deadpool, Silverfox

Got Milk? Or are you lactose intolerant?


Everybody need to see this video of X-Men Origins: Wolverine. The parody is very entertaining and creative especially the repetition of the whole green screen line. If you downloaded it please go see it in theaters you know you can't resist.

Sabretooth (played by Liev Schreiber) is the psycho, feline, sadistic murderer, villain in search of a nail file. He has advanced healing abilities. This time around there is less growling because he actually talks unlike in X1.



Emma Frost (played by Tahyna Tozzi) the diamond-skinned telepath who we all love/hate (mostly love). This was before she grew up, got slutty, and started dressing like Britney Spears the wanna be stripper (not that I'm complaining).


Gambit (played by Taylor Kitsch) the card-throwing, psychic charmin, staff yieldin, kinetic energy manipulating, thief. Now all he needs is his own movie and girlfriend to join the cast.



Deadpool (played by Ryan Reynolds) the comedic, for hire, merc(enary)-with-a-mouth and cool fighting skills, weapons & healing ability to back it up.



John Wraith (played by Will.i.am) the teleporter and eXplosives eXpert.



William Stryker (played by Danny Huston) the only human of the group and a bad representation at that. He appeared in X2 and his son Jason cameos here as well.


Cyclops (played by Tim Pocock) initially clashed with Wolverine since Cyclops got the girl. Scott is a really good leader, optic blastin mutant saving upstanding citizen.
(until X-Men Origins: Cyclops or X4 gets made don't eXpect a video)


Blob (played by Kevin Durand) the strong, obese(that's putting it lightly), dumb muscle of the gang. You really wanna see a 900 pound guy that bad huh? Yeah whatever.




Agent Zero (played by Daniel Henney) the eXtremely skilled tracker and marksman who just can't eXist in peace with Logan around.


Kayla Silverfox (played by Lynn Collins) is Wolvierine's psychic contolling, girlfriend that predictably dies at the end. She was eXtremely hot but she didn't get the memo that the only way to stay alive and with Wolverine would be to have healing abilities.
(video coming soon...not. she dies. why do u need a video? don't dwell on the past look to the future. where the Phoenix will rise again.)


Wolverine (played by Hugh Jackman) the advanced senses, healing, spotlight hoggin er I mean star of the show. Is it me or does everybody here heal?...talk about repetition.


Hugh Jackman commenting on his role as the memory boggled, clawed warrior.


If those weren't sufficient to hold you over check these out:

Facebook Trailer
http://www।facebook।com/video/video।php?v=82956095961

USA Weekend exclusive video
http://blogs.usaweekend.com/whos_news/2009/04/wolverine-exclusive-clips.html

Solo Character Intro/Promo
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808665084/video/13063093

Visit the official site here:
http://www.x-menorigins.com/

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