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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

In The Circus I Was Known as The Incredible Nightcrawler

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X-Men 101, meet the amazing Kurt Wagner or Nightcrawler as he is more commonly known in the mutant community. His abilities include teleportation; agility with the help of his tail; wall crawling; sticking to most know surfaces (wall crawling) and being invisible in shadows. He's also covered in fur and has 2 fingers and a thumb on each hand as well as 2 toes on each foot.

The tail acts like an extra limb able to support his own weight

Reasons why Kurt is so amazing:
1) Did you see X2 the guy was the best new mutant not to mention he could definitely accomplish a lot with his mutant skills.

2) He grew up in the circus so it goes without saying he entertaining.

3) He's an excellent swordsman, this coupled with his agility and teleportation make him eXtremely attention worthy.

4) Despite his appearance, he's charming just ask the ladies.

5) His teleports are limited by great distances but they more than make up for that in speed. He's able to rematerialise in multiple spots before the smoke/ particles disseminated from the previous port spots.

6) His adoptive parents were linked to sorcery.

7) In the Wolverine and the X-Men series he's hands down the best character.

8) He's related to one of the coolest villains, Mystique.

9) He's the only comic character I can think of with such strong religious beliefs.

10) He has a tail and he not afraid to use it.

In my opinion he also deserve his own movie.

Commission by Greg Titus


Kurt from X-Men Legends

Image above courtesy of http://www.craigrousseau.com/


Ultimate X-Men Nightcrawler
Image above courtesy of http://hibbary.deviantart.com/

Sunday, February 22, 2009

If I got this for my birthday I'd be eXtremely grateful

There's just something about bikes that appeal to me. The speed which is a metaphor for freedom; the power of mobility and the seXiness that's automatically bestowed anyone on it. Remember Jessica Alba in Dark Angel on her bike or Missy Peregrym from Black Sash. Those girls were icons almost super heroic. All I'm saying is wanna be cool? Get a bike and see how people start asking you out. If you do get a bike though ride safe and always wear a helmet.

If you're wondering my birthday is on the 17th of April.

Image courtesy of http://dangeruss.deviantart.com/

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Return of Magik and the New Mutants Reassembled!

Unless you're not a Marvel fan, brain dead or living under a rock you'd know that Illyana Raasputin is back. (Those Rasputins they never stay dead. Hey I'm not complaining.) As Magik of the New Mutants she was a demon sorceress of a hellish dimension called Limbo where she grew up. Now that Illyana's back the New Mutants return to publication with a new series in May.

Illyana with her soul sword
(it can only harm magical beings)
Magik as she appeared with the Exiles.




Magical armor forming


Magical armor & sword





Reverting to her normal human self after claiming her sword


Illyana in Darkchylde form.


This incarnation was referred to as the Lightchylde.


New weapon (has that axe effect)



From the recent X-Infernus series Magik & the X-Men
(left-right: Wolverine, Colossus, Pixie, Mercury, Nightcrawler)

Monday, February 9, 2009

The Coolest X-Man

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Here are some of the main reasons why Robert Drake is among the best of the X-Men ans super heroes in general. In recent years Bobby has proven himself to be an irreplaceable asset to the X-Men team. He has evolved as a person and a mutant now being a role model for the younger generation. Among Iceman's new skills are the ability to reform destroyed body parts from water or moisture in the air. As well as an ability to transport himself over great distances via water bodies. His recent history/affair with Mystique has only added to his intrigue. I'm just wondering about his abilities. When I met Bobby he was an ice sculptor making any and everything out of ice even copies of himself. Over the years this side of his character has been neglected and I'd like to see it's return.




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Images courtesy of Marvel, Capcom and my Photobucket image hosting a/c http://s197.photobucket.com/albums/aa240/BrianMX/